Just fun

The following excerpts were recorded word for word by court reporters during real court proceedings (taken from 'Disorder in the Court' by Charles M. Sevilla):

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Que frio!

ayer en la noche hicieron -15 grados!.. nunca antes había sentido tan poca temperatura... tuve que abrir la ventana para sentirlo.. y uff.. el refrigerador era calentito en comparación. Ahora que hacen como -10° no se siente tan frio, si uno anda abrigado con toda la ropa que uno tenga!. Creo que no quiero sentir -25° que hacen en algunas partes.

Dragon Ball Abridged!

Para los amantes de Dragon Ball!, aqui les va un video con la música de Mulan "Make A Man Out Of You"



Son un grupo de personas que toman la serie y les cambian las voces, este es solo un video musical, si quieren ver la serie acá les va el link

Dragon Ball Abriged

Hay tambien uno de Yu-Gi-Oh

Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged

Awsome!